this is the greatest.thing.ever.
Hamster President tackles the tough questions.
everyone on this website is high
If you enjoy remembering your childhood as a place where everything was happy and nothing could go wrong, you probably shouldn’t read these facts.
what the fuck man dont do that
…but in their defense I guess there was a warning
holy fucking shit that 4th one will never be able to unsee
100% sure everyone on Tumblr knows the harry potter one already
None of these ruined my childhood. I found them all rather fascinating. Most of them, though, I already knew. XD
Ummm everyone already knows the Harry Potter one…it’s not really that child-hood ruining cause it was explicitly mentioned in the books…
the dead movie animals one is kinda obvious too…but it still makes me sad :’(
i dont get the harry potter one
Homeward bound WHY
once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
go big or go home
the Clue Klux Klan…solving mysteries in a racist sort of way
i think you mean “the police department”
i dont understand giveaways
like who the fuck just has an extra macbook